I have waited for so long to do this. Kellan Kyle has always been my number 1 book boyfriend and no one has ever snatched that spot yet. So when I heard that we will be part of his blog tour, I told my partner Pam that we gotta go meet him. This is a once in a lifetime chance and we should not chicken out! So I immediately shot an email to Kellan’s boss and asked if we can go meet him even for 30 mins. S.C. was so accommodating that she said she will call Denny to check his schedule and set up the meeting as soon as possible. OMFG! This is it! A point of no return! I am meeting the man of my dreams!!! How cool is that?
The meeting was set on a Friday morning since the band will be busy rehearsing in the afternoon for their upcoming show to promote their second album. Even this early, Kellan looked stunning. He entered the room and was not alone, Griffin walked towards us with a very sexy grin on his face.
He shook our hands and greeted us.
Kellan: Mornin’ girls nice to meet you, I’m Kellan Kyle and this is my friend Griffin. I asked him to join us, I hope it’s ok.
Cris : Fuck! That was all I managed to say. Kiera is the luckiest girl in the world!
Pam elbowed me while sporting a fake smile to both of them so it wont be too obvious that she’s saying something to me.
Pam: Cris, get a grip! Uhmm, sorry about that. Its our pleasure to meet you both and we really thank you for giving us this opportunity. My friend, Cris (she then punched me forcefully in my thigh to wake me up in my daydream) would like to say something too. Cris?
Cris: Uhmmm… Uhmmmm…Oh yeah, don’t worry this will be fun and quick. (shoot me now! did I just give them a different connotation?)
Kellan and Griffin burst into a small fit of giggles. Covering my face with one hand Griffin then answered.
Griffin: Kell is definitely good at quickie you know, he can pull a stunt in 10 minutes.
Kellan smacked his head and said.
Kellan: Griff! I think its too early for that kind of conversation, and please don’t embarrass me in front of these lovely ladies! Sorry girls, can we start with the questions please?
***Pam and I decided to do away with the usual interview and kept it light and funny.
What better way to have it than some good SLAM BOOK QUESTIONS and MADLIBS game?
So here it is… enjoy!
WHO AM I?
Hi! My name is KELLAN KYLE. Born in Seattle, WA and I do music for a living.
Let’s get to know you better
Tell us your favorite:
Song: It changes all the time. Today, it’s Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas.
Movie/ TV Show: Don’t watch too much TV. I just flip around until I find something interesting.
Band: Led Zeppelin
Color: Red or blue
Food: Oooh, hmmm, nothing beats a well-made burger.
Drink: Beer is my favorite.
Cartoon Character: Bugs Bunny
Sports: Not too much into sports, but I’ll watch baseball on occasion
Hobbies: Music. It’s my career and my hobby. Maybe I should branch out? Lol
Vacation Spots: Any place that is warm with a sandy beach.
Let’s dig deep
Describe your fashion style: Um, I don’t know that I have one. I like my wardrobe to be basic and simple. I’m a no-fuss kind of guy.
Describe your daily routine: When I’m not touring, I get up, kiss Kiera, exercise, have coffee, kiss Kiera, do a bit of lyric writing, kiss Kiera, meet with the guys, hang out for a bit afterwards, Kiss Kiera, go home, have dinner, crawl into bed, and then I really get to kiss Kiera.
3 major things you can’t live without? My family, my guitar, and my car.
If there is one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be and why? Hmm, that’s an interesting question. I would probably change my face. I know girls find me attractive, but, uh, looking like this hasn’t always been easy for me.
What is your worst habit? I tend to stick my foot in my mouth when I get really angry. I need to learn to zip it.
Greatest fear in life? Losing someone I love.
Most likely to be arrested? That’s easy…Griffin. In fact, we have bail money already set aside for him.
If there is one person you could bring back from the dead, who would it be and why? My mom. I can’t explain why, other than, I would have liked to say goodbye.
One of your most embarrassing moment? Hmm, I don’t really get embarrassed. I have slipped and said things to Denny I wish I hadn’t. That was kind of embarrassing.
Greatest regret so far? Hurting Denny. By far, that’s my biggest one.
Greatest achievement in life? I suppose I should say my band, but uh, no…it’s being a good husband. Or, trying to be anyway. I suppose you’d have to ask Kiera if I was succeeding at that.
Let’s talk dirty
Boxers or briefs? Boxers. Definitely.
Lights on or lights off? Depends on what you’re doing. Sometimes darkness is erotic, other times, I want to see every inch I can.
Sexiest part of your body? According to Kiera, it’s the abs. I don’t know…I think I have nice eyes.
Sexiest part of Kiera’s body? God, can I only pick one? I’m crazy for that ridge along her lower back. God…hot.
Kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Haha! You know…my wife might read this, so I’m going to skip that answer. I’m sure you understand. 😉
Favorite place to get down and dirty? It’s not the place, it’s the person. The entire world is our bedroom as far I’m concerned.
Let’s play Mad Libs
(Mixing business with pleasure in Vegas, Kellan Style)
Plural Noun: Notes
Adjective: Fucking (Yes, I’m considering that an adjective. 😉 )
Plural Noun: Guitars
Plural Noun: Chuckles
Number: One thousand four hundred and fifty two
Type of Liquid: Tequila
Plural Noun: Legs
Number: Sixty-nine (Sorry, Griffin wouldn’t shut up until I wrote that down.)
A Place: Pete’s Bar (My home away from home!)
The Same Place: Uh…Pete’s Bar? Lol
Let’s see how the the story goes
Headed to Las Vegas for a spicy business trip but still want to check out the sights and notes? Here are some tips you’ll need to thrust on your visit to the ass-hat city.
After a fucking day of 5 meetings, head to one of Vegas’s many cozy buffets. Stuff yourself with fried guitars, rambunctious tacos, and freshly baked chuckles. Then you’ll want to hit one of the big casinos like Griffin’s Palace or the MGM. Don’t feel badly if you blow1,452 dollars at the puce-jack table, because, hey, at least you got free shots of tequila! Pace yourself! Don’t have more than 13 drinks in an hour. And never mix hard legs with beer. It will make you feel hard and you’ll never wake up in time for the 69 important meetings you have again the next day. But the most important thing to remember is this: Have fun, because what happens in Pete’s Bar, stays in Pete’s Bar.
We would like to say thank you to S.C. Stephens for allowing us to do this fun post and for taking the time out of her busy schedule to answer all the questions. We love yah!